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  June 1, 2006 

 
as I was saying Yesterday.. well a couple of days ago... there was this little party this past weekend in San Rafael somewhere in the suburbs, in Lucy's backyard. Great sound system... 9 Bands wow!

 I caught some of it.

 As usual my camera batteries were malfunctioning, for the Nikon, the video camera stayed home so I don't have a lot of proof except well there were some moments.

 You heard about John Kegwin and La Muneca y Los Muertos last time.

 Jerry Hannan, Scrunt, and the Cons well

 let's start with Jerry Hannan since he came next. Jerry formerly of the Mad Hannans
he and his brother have split from performing together. Jerry sings weird folk-songs kind of Pub Rock stuff, back in the Mad Hannans day they had a huge following that many bands were envious of. There is definitely a touch of genius to his songs and the truth is I have heard some songs from Jerry at open Mics that made me go whoa this dude can actually write a powerful tune straight up. Mostly its humor kind of wicked and sometimes just pure tasteless but hey people love it, some of it I like a lot. My DAT was screwing up maybe its another battery issue.

 Scrunt I was afraid of this band, Danny Uzilevsky's resurrection of a band that debuted back in his High School Days. I wanted it to be great. It's hard to talk about because I could write a book about this band and what the experience of listening to them truly meant at least to me and I haven't fully digested it. Actually maybe I have. I am glad I bumped into Danny Monday night after writing part 1 of the Rock and Rose show on Broadway. I wanted to talk to him personally before I wrote that I couldn't stand the music.

 It's late and I am tired and tomorrow I cannot forget my dentist appointment like I did Tuesday. Thanks be to the dentist for giving me another chance/ Root Canal two weeks ago Crown tomorrow/ no wonder he gives me another chance fool, you will be paying him $2000 @$200 a month. Help!! that's life baby take care of your teeth no one is going to give you a benefit.

 As I was saying. It's all about Censorship it's all about Freedom. Primitive Rock and Roll what is it about? Is it nothing more than a drunken bacchanalia? Am I an idiot for wanting or believing that somehow it has a higher mission? mAYBE i AM. I walked out after 2 1/2 songs it became apparent that no.. this band is not about to let up, the first two songs were not an aberration, the band's intention is to mess with my mind on a level I simply cannot accept I am out. Just crude, vile lyrics.. as Danny says it was written by teenage nitwits who were out to purposefully disgust as many people as possible and see what there reaction might be. Why resurrect the band? I guess without Chrome Johnson any band must feel great. In respect for Danny and his talent It is my fondest hope that Danny never choose to play in this band again. Great guys.. sadly to say it was very good Rock. But good Rock ain't nothing.  is nothing it's meaningless. The reality is to even you air guitarists who worship at the altar of your God's of guitar... BS. It ain't rocket science and it's not worthy of blind adoration just because it stays on the beat or has interesting beats or is even marvelously inventive... Crap is Crap you don't have to accept it.

 
An experiment in Freedom? They are just words, talking about the lyrics, they were touched with humor what's so horrible about all the body functions nothing really just words. Life is pretty resilient and pretty messy. I should have had the tape recorder on when I talked with Danny because I don't want to mis portray his words. 

  First.. He says the purpose of this band was to provoke. He congratulated me on walking out and didn't seem in the least offended that I did. He says he was amazed at all the people who just stayed which my guess was everyone else. He says he was amazed singing his lyrics watching women who were dancing oblivious to some very, to him, ugly nastiness (an approximation of his description) known as just words. He also said it was a liberating experience for him.

  Sigh. You know there is something about people who get offended to easily and maybe I fit in that category. I can't say that I was offended really it's not like I don't like Danny or any member of his band. I simply could not stand to be there it was physical I had to leave. I looked for the at least two girl 'friends' who I had been talking to during the afternoon but at that moment it was time to go, I didn't see them. It was pretty crowded. I suppose I fled. I was supposed to drive cab that later that night and had been purposefully staying sober as I drove down to the cab company I pondered why I didn't feel very sober and recalled the brownies someone passed around and how I had greedily dug in for more not understanding why I had been given such a small piece. Doh!

  I gave up on the idea of driving that night. I returned to the scene thinking of those women who I had abandoned. They were there 'Scrunt ' had finished. So I say well how did you like the band? 'They were great'  'D' tells me. I told her I had to flee I couldn't handle the lyrics. She says she doesn't pay attention to lyrics. For me, my brain hears words and tries to synthesize and compute and understand and it wasn't working for me. 

  So do I share a tidbit of sound? No. The DAT wasn't working even if it was. No. Do I want someone's homemade video to put online so people can judge for themselves? No. 

 Is Bandlands a website that practices censorship? 

 I practice Freedom and the other side of the coin with Freedom is Responsibility. Right now this website is my responsibility
I choose to exercise my Responsibility that is part of my Freedom. I am really sensitive to people who are into de-sensitizing, de-personalizing sex. Scary subject and not an easy one for me. If your mission is to push people's buttons it will get done somewhere else. I am no saint, not at all. Probably just a way too repressed a son of a gun... Mr. Horny Devil to you. Man. Oh Man! What does it mean to be a Man?

  Danny said 'sometimes Freedom needs a Poke' and he pointed his finger like he was poking some mystery object. Maybe a button. He may well be right but I think of Freedom as not an absolute but a relative experience that is maintained and given room to breathe and fulfill itself by people and what they choose to do with their Freedom. If you poke hard enough you will provoke. If you poke hard enough you will find someone who says No. That's Life we are all part of this deal.

  Good Rockin.. all over the Planet its a great thing Its a healing thing.

  Thanks Danny for making me think, you provoked me...
                and Lucy and all the Rockers of the world. Peace, Love and Rock' n Roll. 

     PS all comments purported to be said by Danny were approximations from memory that may not be exactly what he wanted to convey but I tried. 

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